Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
I don’t kiss and tell.
Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.
I really, really love this. Can everyone please remember this?
The ultimate response
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
This gives me great joy
remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate
Not just straight boys…. Just sayin.
Can someone please assure me i’m not the only one having a boring friday night in for the umpteenth time?