how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
had a shit night but thanks to ms. janelle monaé
and mr. vodka, i’m feeling much better.
Imma just leave this here…
I text back embarrassingly fast
or three hours later
there is no in between
My friend wrote this article on Reddit and it is now going viral everywhere. She really did nail it. Reblog the shit out of this and spread it like wildfire!
homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society
good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair